Two Works: (i) Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil—Never Get Invited to a Party; (ii) Be Yourself Everyone Else is Taken

I Drink to Make Other People More Interesting

I drink to make other people more interesting

A Load of Fuss About Fuck All

Normal is the Cruelest of All Insult

Those Who Say It Cannot Be Done

I Tried To Drown My Sorrows But The Bastards Learned How To Swim